The definitive gag million-dollar bill — crisp gold-and-green printing on a note that's obviously novelty, not currency.
This is the million-dollar bill most people picture: green-and-gold engraving, a stately portrait, and 'One Million Dollars' across the top. It scores well precisely because it can't be mistaken for real money — the U.S. has never printed a $1,000,000 note, so this is pure novelty by definition, which is the safest possible footing under 18 U.S.C. 471-474 and 504. The printing is cleaner and heavier than dollar-store filler, so it survives a wallet or a frame. Skip it if you wanted realistic prop cash for film or photography — this is a gag gift and a conversation piece, nothing more.